New Lady at the bar. Her name is Kulus and she is an elf! She is so super nice and adorable, I couldn’t help but scribble her on some scrap paper. Yena and Jör took her in almost immediately, but something seems off … she doesn’t seem too keen on Jör’s flirtiness… Yena doesn’t seem too pleased either. Spot kept saying he smelled drama, but I’m not getting involved.
But she is so cute and I have a major squish right now. I want to be her coffee buddy on Thursdays. It’s hard to convey that level of “I know we just met, but I want to be your friend. I don’t want to have sex with you, not to say you aren’t attractive, but being a third wheel you tell your secrets to would be magical,” without sounding like a psychopath …
I feel like a crazy stalker … I should just keep these things to myself …
I have a black spot burned into my psyche. It isn’t leaving no matter how hard I try.
So I’m writing out my experiences in the third person, I guess… Might try some different delivery methods. I rather like this one.
"trussst in meee~"
"Get out of my bedroom."
Cynth bought Spot got a new vape so we don’t have to smell his gross cigarette smell… now it smells like bananas….
don’t know if it’s an improvement….
So Spot and Jor invited themselves over and spot drank all of our beer, at least Jor didn’t use the fact that she’s my landlady to justify creeping on me. “I own your room, I can be here any time I want,” only works a couple times before it gets old.
These people suck. I need better friends.
My personal favorite Alyssa moment. Could be useful during an internet argument.